1. blyujay:

    joannablackhart:

    keepcalmandsuperwholock:

    uctwerkeley:

    slimewizard:

    never not reblog

    And then there’s good ol’ America

    This actually makes me so angry. The truth is right here and people see it and brush it aside. We really could make things better. But no, America apparently wants to suck forever.

    Reblogging because the American school system is a load of horseshit.

    Finland also has a population of 5.4 million people. America has a population of 313.9 million people let that register. Things are far too different for them to be the same. 

    (via niikolatesla)

     

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  3. runs-on-reindeer:

    When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

    (Source: runs-on-ramen, via murkurlur)

     

  4. thehumanbutt:

    a-wintersoldier:

    omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

    That’s exactly what happened though

    (via murkurlur)

     

  5. oelm:

    Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

    (via lolita-giraffe)

     

  6. (Source: truffulatone, via vexie-chan)

     


  7. A word of advice to trans women

    orangelemonart:

    interruptmag:

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    Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

    recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

    (via crazycatshipper)

     

  8. iwantcupcakes:

    Of course they know.

    [That Vulture article from April 2013]

    I added that last tweet.

    (via vexie-chan)

     


  9. catbountry:

    didney-worl-no-uta:

    minxiekitten:

    raubbenhood:

    Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

    WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

    GET ON IT QUICKLY, DISNEY!

    It’s a shame that the movie didn’t perform as well as they wanted because if it was more than just a cult favorite they could make some mint.

    (via niikolatesla)

     

  10. Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

    (Source: patrickmasturbateman, via loudtenor)

     


  11. wtffanfictionvoiced:

    Well, in that case..

    Credit for the pictures used goes here.

    Everything else is credit to Night Vale.

    (via loudtenor)

     

  12. 9gag:

    Sums up every UNO experience

    (via loudtenor)

     

  13. bonez1925:

    captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

    ensign-chevvy:

    I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

    “HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

    “Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

    “WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

    “Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

    “MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

    “No you’re not”

    “YOU SHUT UP”

    I just spat out my coffee

    (via loudtenor)

     

  14. thebakerstreetboyz:

    sassy Graham

    (via loudtenor)

     

  15. hammerlock:

    hello everyone!! i go by a bunch of different names, but most know me as venus and garry. i’m in a bit of a predicament !!

    my mother kicked me out and has given me no place to go. my aunt could keep me for one day, but then she kicked me out, as well.

    LONG STORY SHORT: i’m living with my two friends hours away from home, and i need to help pay for my stay so i can get on my feet!!

    i’m doing emergency $3 dollar, $5 dollar, and $10 dollar sketches, of whomever and whatever you want, so long as you have a reference!! you can find my art in here for references of my work! details can be discussed via my askbox.

    I CANNOT DRAW HARDCORE NSFW, MECHA OR ANTHRO.

    i’m also opening a donation button on my page to help pay my way! any support is incredibly appreciated and every dollar counts.

    also, if you can’t donate or pay for commissions, reblogging this for signal boosting purposes helps!! thank you for everything <3

    (via scribblescruff)